I was browsing the net and found this hot, hot picture, and I know you would disagree. I don’t care. Will you please tell me if I would be so stupid to sleep with this guy? I met him 5 minutes ago, and I already fell in love to his gorgeous body and gracious looks. And before I forget, let me tell you that this guy is very manly and despises any sign of faggotry, though he would be delighted to find out that you’d be so interested in sleeping with him. Don’t you think he’s adorable? Please tell me you agree with me. It’s okay if you think I am being stupid. It’s okay if you’re turned off. I want that hot, hot guy. Should I try to make him like me or should I leave him alone? Please help me, I’m so torn.