Thursday, January 17, 2013

Watch the trailer of Nagbabagang Langit

Watch the trailer of Nagbabagang Langit. Tell us what you think. yup! BTW, I'm quoting the director Ronald Rafer (bold; unedited): "its Charles and Mygz for the first time together! abangan ang mga nagbabagang eksena nilang dalawa! the confrontation scene as if they were Nora & Vilma sa "T-Bird at Ako"!" Describe the trailer in ONE word.

Next Attraction: Emmanuel (2013)

What do you think?

Next Attraction: Migrante (2013)

The Parliament: UPLB Debate Society and UP Rural High School Alumni Association Inc. invite you to the South Luzon premier Joel Lamangan's MIGRANTE on January 17, 2013 at DL Umali Hall, UPLB, Los Banos, Laguna! SOURCE: FB

Friday, January 11, 2013

Monday, January 7, 2013

Next Attraction: Juana C (2013)

What is the new sexy?

Sexiest Beach Body 2013: Julian Roxas

For most of us, SUMMER is one of the biggest parts of our lives in a year, and looking as gorgeous as we can possibly be is a prerequisite to welcoming this season with a bang! What are your plans for this year? It’s three months from now but here’s a good inspiration for us all—Julian Roxas and his gorgeous bod! What do you think?

Thursday, January 3, 2013

The big bulge of Jon Hamm (and more bulge theories)

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics snapped of his junk. Some featured his incredibly sizable shlong. Not that we’re complaining. There’s never any issue with a devastatingly handsome man being well-endowed. BUT. THE BALLS. Granted, we’ve seen balls of all shapes and sizes. Amelia had a brief fling with a guy with “grapefruit-sized balls” — “Like Christmas tree ornaments!” she emphasizes — and I once slept with a dude whose balls were the size of Lindor truffles. I swear. But nuts, regardless of size or shape, are smushy. Sorry, but something about these moose knuckles just don’t look right to us. After the jump, some theories about what might have been going on Jon’s pants.

1. The penis head and one strangled ball. It’s possible that he is wearing boxers and his penis head got caught in the boxers creating the top “ball” while one actual ball came through the bottom side of the boxer getting strangled, which would account for the bottom “ball.” I feel like I’m talking about the shooting of JFK.

2. Crumpled up “Mad Men” script. This may be what a “Mad Men” script looks like all balled up and shoved in Jon Hamm’s pocket. Perhaps it’s the show’s final script and he’s stored it there for safe-keeping?

3. Squash balls. It’s highly likely that he was playing an early morning game of squash and put two of the leftover balls in his pocket and forgot to take them out. That happens all the time.

4. A shit ton of spare change. Jon Hamm has money. And he keeps it all in his left pocket.

5. Two tangerines he was keeping for a snack. Aww. How sweet of him to carry snacks around for him and Jennifer in case they get hungry on their shopping spree.

6. Mrs. Blankenship’s ashes in a plastic baggie. I mean, Ida was by all accounts the queen of perversions in her younger days.

7. Stunt balls to impress the ladies. Maybe this was Jon’s master plan to get us all riled up. Not that we needed any riling up in regards to him.

8. Really big Ben Wa Balls. Maybe he and Jennifer are spicing things up.

SOURCE: The Frisky

China, the professional squatter in Southeast Asia

From The Philippine Star: Professional squatters usually work in syndicate. Using fake titles and maps they grab large tracts of land and waterways from real owners. For semblance of possession they build fences and passageways, workplaces and shelters. They refuse appeals to prove their rights in court, for they know they would lose against the true owners. Instead they employ armed bands to enforce their land-grab, and publicists to distort the truth. Respecting no one, they flout the law and public outrage. They delay inevitable eviction with blarney or harassment. Meantime, they profit from the illegal takeover, by directly exploiting resources or by subletting.

There are a billion squatters worldwide, mostly penurious and landless, and only a handful of land-grab syndicates. The biggest of the latter is China’s dictatorial party.

China uses baseless ancient rights and maps to lay claim to the entire South China Sea and scores of islets, shoals, and reefs. Such claim goes against geologic science and international law, particularly freedom of navigation. But China is unperturbed. It also ignores verified historical accounts and maps, particularly of Vietnam and the Philippines, about the Paracel and the Spratly archipelagoes and landforms abutting their shores. It flouts the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea, even if it is a signatory, by disrespecting the 200-mile exclusive economic zones of the two countries, and of Malaysia and Brunei.

China has built military facilities in three of the islets and reefs, feigning at first to be doing so for fishermen of all nations. In pretense of true ownership, its navy patrols the seawaters, as if that would make genuine its unfounded nine-dash line map. Recently it clashed with Vietnamese sailors in the Paracels, and harassed Filipino marine surveyors and fishermen in the Recto Bank and Panatag Shoal.

The Philippines has challenged China to settle the claim once and for all before the International Tribunal on the Law of the Sea. But China refuses. It knows it has no chance of winning. That’s why it uses instead armed might and guile, including putting up traitorous public officials and pseudo-journalists as spokesmen. Because the Philippines refuses to be cowered or fooled, China also employs trade and tourism embargoes. It plays deaf to world opinion about its undiplomatic breaks of UN pacts, and mobilizes vassal states to thwart those that stand up to it.

China chatters about a supposed peaceful economic rise and joint use of the disputed area. But all that aims only to avoid peaceful resolution. One cannot expect peace from an avaricious bully-squatter whose real intent is to build an invisible Great Wall across the Pacific Ocean.

Like a true professional squatter, China is ravaging the sea like there’s no tomorrow. Fake owners think not of conserving resources in the grabbed territory. China scours the sea of marine life, even endangered species, for food and ornaments. It is slurping petroleum from offshore wells close to Vietnam, and has leased out parts of these to privateers. Nonstop too is the search for undersea minerals and rare-earth metals.

The sexy Brian Wilson on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model/Actor | Height: 5’ 11” | Shoe Size: 10 | Star Sign: Libra | Wise Advice: “Don’t take everything a guy says seriously.” | How he’ll win you over: I’d strike a conversation with her and take an interest in what she has to say.” | Butt boy: “Any girl can have a nice pair of boobs with surgery these days, but a nice butt is a thing of beauty.” | Modern-minded man: “In this day and age, being liberal isn’t a bad thing anymore. It’s a sign of independence.”

The sexy Alvin Jolas Dais on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 5‘ 11“ | Shoe Size: 11 | Star Sign: Scorpio | Why you should take the time to get to know him: “People initially think I’m quiet,, but they eventually find out I have a sense of humor.” | Not Claustrophobic: Alvin’s sexual fantasy is “getting trapped in an elevator with the woman I like.” | Snag-him Strategy: “Wear a simple outfit and don’t forget to smile.” | Relationship Advice: “You must know his background before getting involved with him.”

The sexy Zachi Uy on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model/Freelance Personal Trainer | Height: 5‘ 10“ | Shoe Size: 10 Star Sign: Scorpio | His romantic fantasy: “Anything with Megan Fox!” | Family man: “My proudest achievements are finishing school without delay and being a good son to my parents.” | No beating around the bush: “I don’t do pick-up lines...I’d just say straight to a girl, ‘Hi there, I’m Zachi. I find you attractive and you caught my attention. What’s your name?’”

The sexy Luciano Stranghetti on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 6‘ 2“ | Shoe Size: 8 1/2 | Star Sign: Aries | Seeing the big picture: This Brazilian-Italian hottie takes in “the whole package” to know if a woman is attractive or not. | Seduction by serenade: “I’ll sing a song to get a girl’s attention. I think that’s very romantic.” | His romantic fantasy: “I’m with my crush in a tub, drinking wine with her.”

The sexy Adam Ibrahim on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 6‘ 1“ | Shoe Size: 11 | Star Sign: Aries | Moving mountains: This tourism major notes lovemaking in the mountains as one of his sexual fantasies | Brains before bods: Adam prefers smart women over airheads. “Gusto ko ‘pag nag-uusap kami, may sense.” | The ultimate test of a woman’s sexiness: “Wearing stilletos. Para makita ko kung paano niya dalhin at gaano siya ka-sexy.”

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The sexy Kevin Zaldarriaga on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 5' 11" | Shoe Size: 10 | Star Sign: Virgo | Tropical Lovin': "My sexual fantasy is getting trapped on an island with a girl, and that's where all the magic begins." | Sexual suggestion: "No tricks needed, just be spontaneous" | Romantic musing: "Trust is the basic foundation of a relationship" Wooing M.O.: "Catch her attention, establish rapport, then finally go in for the kill."

The sexy Raymond Cabral on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Artist/Model | Height: 6' | Shoe Size: 10 | Star Sign: Sagittarius | Segurista Stud: "If I'm asking a woman out, just to be clear, tatawagan ko talaga." | The truth about men: "One thing you need to know about dealing with guys is: Huwag sila abusuhin." | His type of girl: "Chinita, fair-skinned, clean nails and kaya niyang dalhin sarili nya." | Drop hints: Girls who are"masyadong pakipot" are turn -off.

The sexy Mark John Sellado on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 5'8" | Shoe Size: 8 | Star sign: Sagittarius | First step to seduction: "I'll make eye contact first" | Yes to hook-ups: "I think a one-night stand can turn into a relationship, just like what happened to me and my girlfriend" | His preferred package: "Fair complexion, long hair, sexy hips, sexy lingerie, stilettos and a nice butt."

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

No more simplymanila.com; Use simplymanila.blogspot.com

Damn, GoDaddy is giving me a huge STRESS at the moment. I have been trying to recover my domain which is www.simplymanila.com or simplymanila.com but Blogger or GoDaddy is just giving me a VERY HARD TIME fixing my issue. I don’t want to stress myself that much, so for now, please be advised that www.simplymanila.com is just not working anymore, but my blog is still active and you can visit this at simplymanila.blogspot.com. If you’ve linked this blog to yours, kindly update your URL and don’t miss out on my new updates. Thank you.

The Centerfold shoot of Ahron Villena (Part 5)

From Cosmo.ph (bold; unedited): Ahron is a funny guy at heart, and he infected the Cosmo team with his cheerful nature at his shoot, as you'll see in his outtakes. Find out what he looks for in a girl and his sexiest fantasies in his interview. This is a very light but sexy photoshoot or at least that's how it appeared to me. Maybe because Cosmo is a wholesome page. What I like most are the captions posted on every picture. Ahron Villena is one hot actor.

The Centerfold shoot of Ahron Villena (Part 4)

From Cosmo.ph (bold; unedited): Ahron is a funny guy at heart, and he infected the Cosmo team with his cheerful nature at his shoot, as you'll see in his outtakes. Find out what he looks for in a girl and his sexiest fantasies in his interview. This is a very light but sexy photoshoot or at least that's how it appeared to me. Maybe because Cosmo is a wholesome page. What I like most are the captions posted on every picture. Ahron Villena is one hot actor.

The Centerfold shoot of Ahron Villena (Part 3)

From Cosmo.ph (bold; unedited): Ahron is a funny guy at heart, and he infected the Cosmo team with his cheerful nature at his shoot, as you'll see in his outtakes. Find out what he looks for in a girl and his sexiest fantasies in his interview. This is a very light but sexy photoshoot or at least that's how it appeared to me. Maybe because Cosmo is a wholesome page. What I like most are the captions posted on every picture. Ahron Villena is one hot actor.

The sexy Anton Malko on Cosmo.ph

From Cosmo.ph: Model | Height: 6’ 2” | Shoe Size: 12 1/2 | Star Sign: Gemini | Seduction Style: Anton says it’s a secret, but assures us that it’s “spectacular”. | His fave Cosmo chicks: “Conservative fashionistas. I want the real, serious thing.” What he finds cute: “When a girl gets jealous.”

Torii Hunter: Having an openly gay teammate would ‘be difficult and uncomfortable’

Citing his religious upbringing, Detroit Tigers slugger Torii Hunter told the Los Angeles Times that having an openly homosexual teammate would be tough to deal with. And it would be a divisive issue for any Major League Baseball team.

Quoted by reporter Kevin Baxter of the Times in his Sunday story — "In pro sports, gay athletes still feel unwelcome" — Hunter indicated he would not — or could not — be supportive of a teammate with a different sexual orientation than his own:

... Hunter, among baseball's most thoughtful and intelligent players, isn't kidding when he says an "out" teammate could divide a team.

"For me, as a Christian … I will be uncomfortable because in all my teachings and all my learning, biblically, it's not right," he says. "It will be difficult and uncomfortable."

Kudos to Hunter for his honesty. But he needs to realize a few things.

One, after playing nearly 2,000 major league games, Hunter probably has had at least one gay teammate already. Two, when has the sexual orientation of any teammate (assuming they've all been straight) mattered in how many games a team has won? Did the Tigers get to the World Series in 2012 because Justin Verlander is in a relationship with Kate Upton? How would it matter if Verlander dated someone named Bob Upton?

Three, using Christianity to hide behind bigotry is totally unfair to Christians who don't consider being gay "not right." And even a literal, so-called "fundamental" reading of the Bible requires some interpretation. People believe what they want to believe. Saying you don't like gays because you also say you're Christian just isn't good enough.

Hunter might be right about the issue being divisive. A major league clubhouse can very much be a boys club, overflowing with testosterone and full of jocular "humor" that might threaten a gay person. But ballplayers aren't dumb. As soon as they realize a gay teammate can hit a home run just like a straight one can, they'll ignore whatever details they might find disagreeable. They might even come to like or love the teammate. And if Hunter is as devoted to the Bible as he says, he might find reading material in there about that, too. SOURCE: Yahoo!

The Centerfold shoot of Ahron Villena (Part 2)

From Cosmo.ph (bold; unedited): Ahron is a funny guy at heart, and he infected the Cosmo team with his cheerful nature at his shoot, as you'll see in his outtakes. Find out what he looks for in a girl and his sexiest fantasies in his interview. This is a very light but sexy photoshoot or at least that's how it appeared to me. Maybe because Cosmo is a wholesome page. What I like most are the captions posted on every picture. Ahron Villena is one hot actor.

Happy 2013: I wish you happiness this year!

I intend for this New Year to be my quietest New Year ever, as long as I’m spending it with my partner/boyfriend, I’m good. So I didn’t buy any firecrackers not only because it’s impossible to transport these from Bulacan to Quezon City due to restrictions imposed along NLEX, but also because I would normally buy firecrackers before only for the sake of my relatives/visitors who would spend New Year in our place. So this time, none of that is happening. I wish you a safe and happy 2013. Cheers!